When you know it’s time to shower but you also really want to finish your beer. Comes in blue or grey. Also comes in the shape of a wine glass holder! https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/sipski-shower-wine-glass-holder
This New York Times birthday book has the front page from the day you were born, and the front page from your birthday for every year after. Historical ones are included too, adding up to between 72 and 110 pages of awesome. This comes with a certificate of authenticity. The book has a minimum of…
I love this puzzle for its smoothness and its difficulty. It’s made of “fully organic monkey pod wood,” whatever that is. (Is there inorganic wood?) Whatever — you’ll want to display this one when you’re done with it. It’s available Prime from Amazon.
Can. You. Believe. This?! While this wallpaper is not officially Harry Potter sanctioned, this library bookshelf-look, adhesive wallpaper makes a very creative nod to the Potterverse, whether you’re nuts for Harry, Hermione, Ravenclaw, the Restricted Section, or even grouchy-ass Madam Pince. You get one 3.2′ x 9.8′ panel for $43. This makes me wish so…
Fill this ceramic mug with hot liquid to reveal a Marauders’ Map image on one side and “Mischief Managed” on the other. Super cool. I got this as a gift years ago, and everyone still comments on how neat it is. And only $23!
These stylish hooks are a nice nod to Harry Potter without being too on the nose. You can use them to hang up jewelry, scarves, or even string lights. It’s a set of three, so you can display them together, or spread them throughout your home for a bit of magic across rooms.
Some number of years ago, Pottery Barn Teen released this golden egg necklace holder, and it did not last long. It was discontinued, and it became a highly sought after collectible, especially if you’re a big fan of Goblet of Fire. The pictures I included here are of the original PB Teen golden egg. Make…
This wearable recreation of the Lost Diadem of Ravenclaw is super gorgeous. Engraved with the slightly smug Ravenclaw house slogan — “Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.” Wit, not bravery, fools. If you don’t want to buy from Amazon, there are almost always a couple on eBay, but they are usually pretty expensive. Always…
“Logo Waist Bag,” my ass. This is an effing Givenchy fanny pack and you need it. The other couture fanny packs are all posh and understated, but not this one. This one screams it loud and proud: “I CAN SPEND $625 ON A FANNY PACK!” Comes in a few styles, like this amazing red/violet color…
This monstrosity provides your spoiled little rich kids 17.5′ of surface area for jumping. If you can afford a $5,000 water trampoline, you’re probably gonna want to consider the extra 140 bucks for assembly.