To be clear, this is a list of gifts for or from crazy rich people. And not rich people who are crazy — crazy meaning hella rich. This here is a list of amazing presents for or from folks so flush they don’t know what to do with it.
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This limited edition Swarovski Batmobile is comprised of more than 16,000 hand-set crystals. Only 200 of these exist worldwide! Don’t worry; your $8,900 crystal Batmobile qualifies for free shipping. Dimensions: 2.75″ x 10.625″ x 5.5″
Hammacher Schlemmer is known for its over the top offerings, and this human bowling game does not disappoint. Yes, this is real. You get inside a 7-foot-tall inflatable ball and charge at 5-foot-tall pins in hopes of a strike. It’s 40′ long, but this is probably not a problem if you have almost 6 grand…
“Logo Waist Bag,” my ass. This is an effing Givenchy fanny pack and you need it. The other couture fanny packs are all posh and understated, but not this one. This one screams it loud and proud: “I CAN SPEND $625 ON A FANNY PACK!” Comes in a few styles, like this amazing red/violet color…
This monstrosity provides your spoiled little rich kids 17.5′ of surface area for jumping. If you can afford a $5,000 water trampoline, you’re probably gonna want to consider the extra 140 bucks for assembly.